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ๆ™ฏๅ…ƒ | warlord, arbiter-general, tired old man ([personal profile] eepy) wrote in [personal profile] cranekin 2023-12-26 01:38 am (UTC)

@snowmoon

๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘จ๐ŸปFELIZ NAVIDADDY ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ„โ‰๏ธARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR JINGLE BALLS ROCKED โ‰๏ธ ๐ŸŽ„today we celebrate jesus first CUMMING ๐Ÿ˜ฉ and encourage his second ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ„prepare to be FILLED ๐Ÿ˜ฉ with holiday cheer๐Ÿ˜‰ youโ€™ve heard of ELF ON THE SHELF ๐Ÿง๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ but get ready to REARRANGE HER ๐Ÿคถ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ UNDER THE MANGER ๐Ÿช๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‘… santaโ€™s got a BIG ๐Ÿ˜ฎ SWEET ๐ŸญSTICKY ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿฏ CANDY CANE ๐Ÿฌto put under your tree not only is santa claus coming to town ๐Ÿ˜๏ธ but heโ€™s also PENETRATING ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผthe CHIMNEY ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ ๐Ÿ’จ and CUMMING ON ME โ˜ƒ๏ธ so donโ€™t come a KNOCKIN ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿปif the sleighs a ROCKIN ๐Ÿ›ท๐Ÿ˜ฉ if youโ€™ve got the cookie ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ‘… santaโ€™s got the MILK ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ฆ and santa is HUNG ๐Ÿ†โ€ผ๏ธlike the ornaments โ€ผ๏ธon your tree ๐ŸŽ„โ“SO ASK YOURSELF โ“will you be TOPPING ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผyour tree this year or BOTTOMING? ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ of your SLUTTIEST ELVES ๐Ÿง๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘… to receive a WHITE ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ฆ christmas ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ„ if you donโ€™t get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back get ready for santaโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘…๐ŸชจROCK HARD๐Ÿชจ๐Ÿ‘… coal ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

[ your time to shine, crane ]

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