👅💦👨🏻FELIZ NAVIDADDY 👨🏻👅💦🧑🎄⁉️ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR JINGLE BALLS ROCKED ⁉️ 🎄today we celebrate jesus first CUMMING 😩 and encourage his second 💦 🧑🎄prepare to be FILLED 😩 with holiday cheer😉 you’ve heard of ELF ON THE SHELF 🧝🏼♂️ but get ready to REARRANGE HER 🤶🏽😵💫 UNDER THE MANGER 🐪🍃👅 santa’s got a BIG 😮 SWEET 🍭STICKY 💧🍯 CANDY CANE 🍬to put under your tree not only is santa claus coming to town 🏘️ but he’s also PENETRATING 👉🏼👌🏼the CHIMNEY 🕳️ 💨 and CUMMING ON ME ☃️ so don’t come a KNOCKIN 🤰🏻if the sleighs a ROCKIN 🛷😩 if you’ve got the cookie 🍪👅 santa’s got the MILK 🍼💦 and santa is HUNG 🍆‼️like the ornaments ‼️on your tree 🎄❓SO ASK YOURSELF ❓will you be TOPPING 😜👆🏼your tree this year or BOTTOMING? 😋 👇🏼 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTIEST ELVES 🧝🏼♀️🧝🏼♂️👅 to receive a WHITE 🍼💦 christmas 😩🧑🎄 if you don’t get 1️⃣0️⃣ back get ready for santa’s 👅🪨ROCK HARD🪨👅 coal 😵💫
👅💦👨🏻FELIZ NAVIDADDY 👨🏻👅💦🧑🎄⁉️ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR JINGLE BALLS ROCKED ⁉️ 🎄today we celebrate jesus first CUMMING 😩 and encourage his second 💦 🧑🎄prepare to be FILLED 😩 with holiday cheer😉 you’ve heard of ELF ON THE SHELF 🧝🏼♂️ but get ready to REARRANGE HER 🤶🏽😵💫 UNDER THE MANGER 🐪🍃👅 santa’s got a BIG 😮 SWEET 🍭STICKY 💧🍯 CANDY CANE 🍬to put under your tree not only is santa claus coming to town 🏘️ but he’s also PENETRATING 👉🏼👌🏼the CHIMNEY 🕳️ 💨 and CUMMING ON ME ☃️ so don’t come a KNOCKIN 🤰🏻if the sleighs a ROCKIN 🛷😩 if you’ve got the cookie 🍪👅 santa’s got the MILK 🍼💦 and santa is HUNG 🍆‼️like the ornaments ‼️on your tree 🎄❓SO ASK YOURSELF ❓will you be TOPPING 😜👆🏼your tree this year or BOTTOMING? 😋 👇🏼 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTIEST ELVES 🧝🏼♀️🧝🏼♂️👅 to receive a WHITE 🍼💦 christmas 😩🧑🎄 if you don’t get 1️⃣0️⃣ back get ready for santa’s 👅🪨ROCK HARD🪨👅 coal 😵💫
(Good. He was hoping he wouldn't have to explain much if at all.)
It's surprisingly hard to find a smith in this city.
(Well, he's found a few outside options and no doubt, LILITH probably has their own way of handling things but given his condition... he's been picky. He wants to find someone he can truly trust with his blade.)
For regular maintenance, I can handle myself if necessary. For larger things, however...
(For repairs. For emergencies. For when he isn't enough by himself.)
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@snowmoon
[ your time to shine, crane ]
1/2
(HE'S SENDING IT RIGHT BACK)
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i hate this
Of course, I don't mind 🤔 getting coal 🪨🪨🪨 either.
i'm so happy you're resolving to do this
As someone who doesn't mind receiving coal, aren't you glad I sent one along your way?
plot twist: it actually is a curse
I am! 🙌 🥳 That's why I returned ↩↩↩ the favor. 😘🫶🤗
I wonder 🧐 how❓❔ much I'll get 🎁. 1️⃣ piece 🧩 is no good 🙅👎.
cursing the entirety of synflux
Surely, people would return the gesture once they receive it, no?
[ condolences syn ]
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Hmm 🧐🧐🧐
I think💭 I have some people in mind 🧠
Ah, but if you get any 🪨 that you don't want, please share 🥺
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Haha, of course. I'm more than glad to share what I have.
How much coal would you need, if so?
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If it's small 🤏 maybe 350 pieces.🧩🧩🧩🧩🧩🧩🧩🧩🧩🧩🧩🧩🧩
condolences
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And for bigger ones?
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If it's just for a scratch... 🐈
(A small scratch on his blade...)
25, maybe.
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What use would you have for this much coal?
Surely, the kitchens in the base are more than sufficient to make food out of.
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🫶🏻💗💗💗💗💗
Eh? You think I'm going to cook? I've never been allowed to before.
(Ookurikara makes sure to keep him out the kitchen. He's banned.)
It's for a forge, of course.
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Ah, for your weapon?
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Did you know? I'm a swordsman 🤺 and my sword 🗡️ is very ⚠️❗important❗⚠️ to me.
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I would surmise that your sword is very important to you as you're a swordsman.
Without it, wouldn't you just be a man?
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And hmmm since he likes him, he'll drop the silly text talk for a moment,)
Not at all.
I would be nothing.
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Oh?
Is your sword so crucial to your own person?
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I am a sword, after all.
(Literally.)
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Ah.
Do you know of anyone capable of maintaining yourself in this world?
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It's surprisingly hard to find a smith in this city.
(Well, he's found a few outside options and no doubt, LILITH probably has their own way of handling things but given his condition... he's been picky. He wants to find someone he can truly trust with his blade.)
For regular maintenance, I can handle myself if necessary.
For larger things, however...
(For repairs. For emergencies. For when he isn't enough by himself.)
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Maintenance, too, is only what I can offer.
As for repairs ...
[ hm, no. he'll be stabbed at this point if he does. ]
I'm afraid the person I know of has put down the hammer to take up the sword.
Whether or not he'll take up to request, I cannot guarantee.
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(He's teasing. But also... noted because sometimes you need a spa treatment day.)
What better craftsman than one who understands his tools?
(Being able to use a sword sounds like a plus if you ask him.)
If we don't know the answer, we ask.
And if he refuses, he refuses.
After all, the point of caring for something is because you want to.
(He can't force anyone to care. He doesn't want someone who doesn't care for him to handle him either.)
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