(It was the best they could really do at the time. There may be more updates as they understand the situation better but for now, they're just trying to get by,)
At first, I didn't know what was wrong. I waited too long to be seen and had to be given real blood.
(He's very chill about all of this. As usual. But hmmm...
After a long pause (one can only assume he was thinking carefully if he was going to send it or not), he adds,)
[ She's surprised! Not that he's tasted blood (she got a good idea of where that blood may have come from), but that he didn't like it. That goes against everything she knows about vampires. ]
You didn't? That's weird. In human books, vampires always love real blood...
[ There's a bit of a delay here. ]
I mean (・_・;) I suppose romances wouldn't be very accurate to life... Please pretend I did not say that (ノ*°▽°*)
[ Those messages never happened. Please Tsuru, clear your brain from having ever read them! And to shift the topic around: ]
Maybe since you're a kami, your very nature is fighting against the vampirism. Bloodsucking is typically conceptualized as a demonic thing, after all.
W Well they're not academic texts. They're what I read during my breaks to distract myself.
[ He wouldn't believe the slop she reads to fill the void in her life. After a while when you're immortal you've read all the classics and all you're left with are the mass-produced Twilights and Fifty Shades of this world... ]
You master would not be disappointed! That this happened to you wasn't your will. If you blame yourself for this, I must blame myself for the kidnapping.
I didn't know you liked romances Tsuru! I can introduce you to the classics o(≧▽≦)o I'll send you The Goddess Bride. It's my favorite (〃^▽^〃)
[ The unlikely love story between a lonely goddess and a pained demon king who kidnaps her! An absolute classic. He has years before him until he's consumed all the good(?) stuff and is left only with the Twilights-type books. ]
Mhm. I think your master would be proud. They wouldn't be disappointed at all. They'd see what a fine young man you have become. Making friends, helping others and fighting the good fight.
Now it's his turn to be surprised. It's one thing to be told that someone would be proud of him but it's another to actually hear someone say they are proud of him.)
Are you? I make sure to never let you down.
(He's actually very touched by this..... he just has to play it cool thru text.)
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Well, it was all fine in the end.
(So his feelings aren't hurt at all.)
They gave iron pills and an iron rich diet.
(It was the best they could really do at the time. There may be more updates as they understand the situation better but for now, they're just trying to get by,)
At first, I didn't know what was wrong. I waited too long to be seen and had to be given real blood.
(He's very chill about all of this. As usual. But hmmm...
After a long pause (one can only assume he was thinking carefully if he was going to send it or not), he adds,)
I didn't like it.
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You didn't? That's weird.
In human books, vampires always love real blood...
[ There's a bit of a delay here. ]
I mean (・_・;)
I suppose romances wouldn't be very accurate to life...
Please pretend I did not say that (ノ*°▽°*)
[ Those messages never happened. Please Tsuru, clear your brain from having ever read them! And to shift the topic around: ]
Maybe since you're a kami, your very nature is fighting against the vampirism.
Bloodsucking is typically conceptualized as a demonic thing, after all.
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(Tell him about these books, Eresh...)
I didn't know they wrote texts about this.
I'd never heard of "vampires" until Brasov so all of this is new to me.
I don't know if that's why, though.
A sword has no problem with blood.
But for some reason, the idea of tasting it like this feels
(Well, he doesn't know how it feels and he takes a few seconds to consider it,)
I think my master would be disappointed by what I've let happen to my body.
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Well they're not academic texts.
They're what I read during my breaks to distract myself.
[ He wouldn't believe the slop she reads to fill the void in her life. After a while when you're immortal you've read all the classics and all you're left with are the mass-produced Twilights and Fifty Shades of this world... ]
You master would not be disappointed!
That this happened to you wasn't your will.
If you blame yourself for this, I must blame myself for the kidnapping.
[ There! Find a counter to that one, ehehe. ]
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I want to read them too so share with me.
(Introduce him to Twilight. He'll join your book club, Eresh!!!)
Ah?
(He sees exactly what she did there and if she says it like that then... well, he knows he can't argue.)
Hmm.
Maybe they would forgive me.
If they were here, they would probably just sigh and fix the problem for themselves.
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I didn't know you liked romances Tsuru!
I can introduce you to the classics o(≧▽≦)o
I'll send you The Goddess Bride.
It's my favorite (〃^▽^〃)
[ The unlikely love story between a lonely goddess and a pained demon king who kidnaps her! An absolute classic. He has years before him until he's consumed all the good(?) stuff and is left only with the Twilights-type books. ]
Mhm.
I think your master would be proud.
They wouldn't be disappointed at all.
They'd see what a fine young man you have become.
Making friends, helping others and fighting the good fight.
I know, because I am proud of you too.
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You know, cranes are supposed to be very romantic.
(Cranes are romantic symbols, after all. There's a reason why they're commonly worn on wedding kimono and gifts.)
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Ah, but...
Now it's his turn to be surprised. It's one thing to be told that someone would be proud of him but it's another to actually hear someone say they are proud of him.)
Are you?
I make sure to never let you down.
(He's actually very touched by this..... he just has to play it cool thru text.)
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I have a huge list of recommendation awaiting you!
[ He's gonna drown under them. ]
I am, obviously.
I never say things I don't think.
I wish I could pinch your cheek right now, ehehe.
[ He's safe, she can't do that through the network. ]