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[ your time to shine, crane ]
[ your time to shine, crane ]
[ On Christmas morning, a drone visits your character's dorm room and drops a package by their door. Once they touch the package, a chip will interact with their implant and a message will be projected in their vision:
Dear Tsurumaru Kuninaga,
LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things for you in the coming here. Make sure you don't disappoint.
Yours Sincerely,
LILITH
Inside that package, they will find a tiny Tsurumaru Kuninaga keychain.]
Dear Tsurumaru Kuninaga,
LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things for you in the coming here. Make sure you don't disappoint.
Yours Sincerely,
LILITH
Inside that package, they will find a tiny Tsurumaru Kuninaga keychain.]
[ everyone's tired from the fight but who's to say they can't celebrate certain traditions in this world.
tsurumaru's going to receive a message in the form of a bright red hongbao (because cash doesn't work here, w/e). when he opens it, it'll contain around 10,000 kryptos because it's easier this way for my brain. also, he doesn't know if crane is older than him, so it's fine. ]
In my world, it's tradition to give red envelopes to wish one another a safe and peaceful year.
May you continue to have wonderful blessings!
tsurumaru's going to receive a message in the form of a bright red hongbao (because cash doesn't work here, w/e). when he opens it, it'll contain around 10,000 kryptos because it's easier this way for my brain. also, he doesn't know if crane is older than him, so it's fine. ]
In my world, it's tradition to give red envelopes to wish one another a safe and peaceful year.
May you continue to have wonderful blessings!
let's say April 6th. THIS TIME WITHOUT HITTING ENTER TOO SOON.
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[When returning to his room, Tsurumaru will find a package outside his door, a small white box tied with some simple twine. Inside are a few freshly baked doriyaki.
No card or anything else identifying can be found, but there's a good chance they come from the boy who isn't good with his words, but has been spending some of his preciously minimal free time learning to bake in the base's kitchen area.]
No card or anything else identifying can be found, but there's a good chance they come from the boy who isn't good with his words, but has been spending some of his preciously minimal free time learning to bake in the base's kitchen area.]
[Sorry, Tsurumaru. Sometime on the same day as this...]
Oy, Jiji!
Japan's legal drinking age is 20!
[You got his boyfriend drunk!]
Oy, Jiji!
Japan's legal drinking age is 20!
[You got his boyfriend drunk!]
[Sometime after the team arrives back on base, but before they head out to Okinawa, a small box is left outside of Tsurumaru's door. There is no name, but there is a note inside.
Before the trip to Las Vegas became what it was, I had bought souvenirs with what I promise were good intentions. I thought maybe about getting rid of them, but figured I would leave that for you to decide. Keep it if you like, but I won't be offended if it wasn't exactly a trip you want to remember.
I don't even know if these are useable. I just thought they were cute. Enjoy.
The note is signed with Raidou's full title. Inside the box are two decks of teeny playing cards. He felt like Tsuru would appreciate the novelty of such a thing.]
Before the trip to Las Vegas became what it was, I had bought souvenirs with what I promise were good intentions. I thought maybe about getting rid of them, but figured I would leave that for you to decide. Keep it if you like, but I won't be offended if it wasn't exactly a trip you want to remember.
I don't even know if these are useable. I just thought they were cute. Enjoy.
The note is signed with Raidou's full title. Inside the box are two decks of teeny playing cards. He felt like Tsuru would appreciate the novelty of such a thing.]
( Someone at Tsurumaru's place of work will hand him a crumpled giftbag at some point claiming that a really weird blonde guy absolutely needed it delivered. Inside there is this plushie and a note.
Apparently this is his new way of showing affection, who knows. )
Sorry we got your cloak(??) dirty. This reminded me of it. Her name is Sally. Hope you have a good day!!
- Vash.
Apparently this is his new way of showing affection, who knows. )
Dear Tsuru;
Please forgive this intrusion, but I am in need of your help. I have received an invitation for a "royal gala" and I would very much like to try and attend it. However, I cannot afford to attend as I currently am. I require a new dress that is both formal and elegant, something fit for the goddess of the underworld. I was looking at the ball gowns on my own, but I realized I need someone with an eye for beauty and elegance, and I cannot think of anyone better than you when it comes to this.
If you accept, please do let me know when you are available to help me. I thank you very much for your time.
-- Goddess of Death and Queen of Kûr, Ereshkigal
Please forgive this intrusion, but I am in need of your help. I have received an invitation for a "royal gala" and I would very much like to try and attend it. However, I cannot afford to attend as I currently am. I require a new dress that is both formal and elegant, something fit for the goddess of the underworld. I was looking at the ball gowns on my own, but I realized I need someone with an eye for beauty and elegance, and I cannot think of anyone better than you when it comes to this.
If you accept, please do let me know when you are available to help me. I thank you very much for your time.
-- Goddess of Death and Queen of Kûr, Ereshkigal
I have received the message you sent me when I was absent.
Thank you.
Though no longer in the dark, you did find me indeed.
Thank you.
Though no longer in the dark, you did find me indeed.
[ in the middle of the night, like a real santa, denji sneaks in a big box, wrapped in gross xmas theme colors and a golden ribbon on top.
it's huge.
no, it's fucking huge! it might block tsuru's door. it's almost human-sized. after he struggles to open it and wins the fight against those ribbons, he will find this cutie.
enjoy! ]
it's huge.
no, it's fucking huge! it might block tsuru's door. it's almost human-sized. after he struggles to open it and wins the fight against those ribbons, he will find this cutie.
enjoy! ]
( Left outside Tsurumaru's door in festive donut wrapping paper is a little gift as well as a handmade ( by orphans ) card from Vash. It reads Tsurumaru, I saw this and I thought of you! Happy holidays!! - Vash. The gift is:
- a blanket)
- a pillow
- and a box of donuts, all done in pale creams and pinks!
[ A wrapped package can be found at Tsururu's door after the Christmas Party. Unwrapping it reveals a framed certificate of friendship for a best friend, addressed to him from Ereshkigal. There are even "fake" quotes Ereshkigal wrote at the bottom of the certificate, such as "Best sentient sword in the world" or "You won't find two friends like him!"
There is a message with the gift, written on a Christmas postcard: ]
Dear Tsururu,
I feel bad because the gift I got you probably cost the least of all the gifts I bought for this day... But it is so appropriate, I had to. I believe the value of our friendship to far exceed the value of anything I could have found. And I want you to remember it whenever you feel down for one reason or another.
Merry Christmas!
-- Ereshkigal, Goddess of Death and Queen of Kûr
There is a message with the gift, written on a Christmas postcard: ]
Dear Tsururu,
I feel bad because the gift I got you probably cost the least of all the gifts I bought for this day... But it is so appropriate, I had to. I believe the value of our friendship to far exceed the value of anything I could have found. And I want you to remember it whenever you feel down for one reason or another.
Merry Christmas!
-- Ereshkigal, Goddess of Death and Queen of Kûr
[ Left on Tsurumaru's door is a small box, wrapped in cute, Christmassy paper. Inside are a couple of gifts:
Tsurumaru-san,
Beat me up next year too, okay?
- Yuji. ]
🐯 A pocket square, with bird motifs all over itUnder it all is a note:
🐯 One handmade birdhouse, for the hummingbirds (Yuji used the one Megumi got him as a base).
🐯 Some chocolates, in a mixture of flavours.
Tsurumaru-san,
Beat me up next year too, okay?
- Yuji. ]
[ The morning dawns, and Aki is awake.
It's harder to sleep during the colder months, even with the solid weight of Tsurumaru at his side to keep him warm and settled. The flickering, ember-like drops of snow that fall down outside the window still leave his stomach in knots even now, and it makes it hard for him to settle and rest properly, no matter how hard he tries. He used to drown himself in missions, volunteering himself time and time again so that other people could be with their family, but he doesn't have that option any more.
He doesn't really need it, either, when he can wake up with Tsurumaru at his side.
This morning he wakes up first, and he deliberately lets himself lie there, staring at the man beside him, filled with warmth and adoration. His heart is flooded with it, with how much love he feels, even if he doesn't think he has any real right to it. How he did this, how he somehow earned the right to cherish Tsurumaru in this lifetime is beyond him, but he's not planning on letting it slip between his fingers before it's his time to go.
Leaning down over the side of the bed, he reaches for a carefully wrapped box, lifting it and casually placing it on his boyfriend's chest.
Then he leans back, lounging, grabbing his book and starting to read.
Tsuru will wake up eventually. ]
It's harder to sleep during the colder months, even with the solid weight of Tsurumaru at his side to keep him warm and settled. The flickering, ember-like drops of snow that fall down outside the window still leave his stomach in knots even now, and it makes it hard for him to settle and rest properly, no matter how hard he tries. He used to drown himself in missions, volunteering himself time and time again so that other people could be with their family, but he doesn't have that option any more.
He doesn't really need it, either, when he can wake up with Tsurumaru at his side.
This morning he wakes up first, and he deliberately lets himself lie there, staring at the man beside him, filled with warmth and adoration. His heart is flooded with it, with how much love he feels, even if he doesn't think he has any real right to it. How he did this, how he somehow earned the right to cherish Tsurumaru in this lifetime is beyond him, but he's not planning on letting it slip between his fingers before it's his time to go.
Leaning down over the side of the bed, he reaches for a carefully wrapped box, lifting it and casually placing it on his boyfriend's chest.
Then he leans back, lounging, grabbing his book and starting to read.
Tsuru will wake up eventually. ]
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